save money by not paying your bills
me when I see a train: look there’s a train
*squats down to look in the refrigerator* fitness
my laptop is hotter than me
I haven’t even watched it yet, and I’m already laughing too loud.
this is my new favorite twitter account
when your parents tell you your relatives are coming over.
there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube
john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out