twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

pikajewish:

GET OUT ME SWAMP

pikajewish:

GET OUT ME SWAMP

thebootydiaries:

when boys have bleu eyes <3

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cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

malicious-melons:

“Every kiss begins with k” I whisper as I read the one letter reply from my crush

dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

ratgod:

i dont think thats how u do it

ratgod:

i dont think thats how u do it

disenchantinqs:

ahh yes, my winter coat is coming along nicely *strokes leg hair*