rockstarsushiman:

Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have read a Percy Jackson book

arieces:

OH MY GOD

foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

jacklives:

"This homework is optional but you should do it for practice"

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ladydarkwolf:

bunnyfood:

Charging the cat

The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.

ladydarkwolf:

bunnyfood:

Charging the cat

The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

starbuckers:

I wish my name was brad so that I would be 75% rad

rogerina:

i’ll see you in heck

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.