darrynek:

save money by not paying your bills

officialunitedstates:

me when I see a train:  look there’s a train

illkim:

*squats down to look in the refrigerator* fitness

netlfix:

my laptop is hotter than me

raddlest:

nerdjpg:

do mermaids get high off of sea weed

mermaids dont exist

a-timelord-consultant:

I haven’t even watched it yet, and I’m already laughing too loud.

a-timelord-consultant:

I haven’t even watched it yet, and I’m already laughing too loud.

meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

senorhoudini:

when your parents tell you your relatives are coming over.

senorhoudini:

when your parents tell you your relatives are coming over.

rnph:

there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube

alexheree:

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out