officialwhitegirls:

communistbakery:

never gonna give y

odelling lessons

lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?


  • kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
  • me: well lets see kids
  • me: *throws dart at map of the world*
  • me: hm
  • me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean

sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

unclefather:

roosterhunter:

we’re up all night to get denny’s

i’m up all night to get pregnant

unclefather:

roosterhunter:

we’re up all night to get denny’s

i’m up all night to get pregnant

fuks:

thinking about space fucks me up 

disgustinghuman:

[sighs internally]

[sighs externally]

[sighs eternally]

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

thatsmoderatelyraven:

If I were Kendall I would hang this one up in my room and frame it

thatsmoderatelyraven:

If I were Kendall I would hang this one up in my room and frame it

"So what’s the wifi password here?"
me on my first day in prison (via matthewsagan) ←