acoogihatandadream:

the bible got the most relatable text posts that’s why I stay in church reblogging the word of God!

tatehorror:

compliments from the babe <3

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phleps:

theirye’re* 

nyehs:

marijuana more like marijuanah. say no to drugs. stop kony

bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

darrynek:

save money by not paying your bills

officialunitedstates:

me when I see a train:  look there’s a train

illkim:

*squats down to look in the refrigerator* fitness

netlfix:

my laptop is hotter than me