earthnation:

my room isn’t messy it’s grunge

sadspaghetti:

when you think you’ve screwed something up but it all turns out ok in the end

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  • person: you look dead
  • me: thanks

yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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sherlockbringthejam:

"Money won’t make you happy"

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

elemeno-pee:

feury:

they say the best things in life are free

is food free

is internet free

guess not

THERE’S FREE WIFI AT MCDONALD’S AND YOU COULD SCAVENGE FOR FRIES LIKE A PIGEON

8yrs:

faq:

Q: do u have a faq?
A: yes

l-shadows-fades:

coolemcha:

They’re poisoning them early

Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now

l-shadows-fades:

coolemcha:

They’re poisoning them early

Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

the-misadventures-of-lele:

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READ THAT BITCH FOR F I L T H

DAMN FRANCINE WENT INNNNNN

nothimg:

i hate when people take unexpected pictures of me  image

coolpng:

my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself

christmascockies:

i stopped caring when i was like 3


  • during the school year: eats every single edible thing i can find
  • during summer: idk i think i ate an almond today