unclefather:

roosterhunter:

we’re up all night to get denny’s

i’m up all night to get pregnant

unclefather:

roosterhunter:

we’re up all night to get denny’s

i’m up all night to get pregnant

fuks:

thinking about space fucks me up 

disgustinghuman:

[sighs internally]

[sighs externally]

[sighs eternally]

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

thatsmoderatelyraven:

If I were Kendall I would hang this one up in my room and frame it

thatsmoderatelyraven:

If I were Kendall I would hang this one up in my room and frame it

"So what’s the wifi password here?"
me on my first day in prison (via matthewsagan) ←

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

image

sassykardashian:

Fred: Okay team let’s split up

Me: *worries for the wellbeing of shaggy and scooby*

laptopped:

"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job

dubstepfordads:

yo lemme just smash my head into this fucking lamp for six hours 

-moths

hempest:

sexponents:

MY TOASTER IS ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO

make a text post

suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

crunchier:

crunchier:

so the other day i was around tumblr and i found this amazing blog with the url crunchier so i just think you should all go check it out cause it’s mindblowing !!!!!!

she’s so amazing she promotes herself !!