amenpenis:

Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted

amenpenis:

Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

broccloi:

*plants 420 acres of corn* hahah maize it

sorelatable:

I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

mytoecold:

Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

greeklesbian:

modern art

greeklesbian:

modern art


  • gurlfriend: happy fathers day
  • bf: but im not a dad
  • gf: :)

  • me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
  • me driving: say your prayers
realitytvgifs:

I love this new update

realitytvgifs:

I love this new update

Can a soon to be 16 year old and a 20 year old work out?
Anonymous

wodkat:

croutoncat:

possibly 

I work out with my dad all the time and he’s 60