cam-cat:

sorry guys my bus is here

cam-cat:

sorry guys my bus is here

deaderidan:

brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

MASTURBATION TIPS
TOSS YOUR FUCKING SHOPPING CARTS UP THE NEAREST TREE
GETS ME ROCK FUCKING SOLID 

deaderidan:

brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

MASTURBATION TIPS

TOSS YOUR FUCKING SHOPPING CARTS UP THE NEAREST TREE

GETS ME ROCK FUCKING SOLID 

nyehs:

just gonna stand there and watch me burn

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but thats alright because

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i like the way it hurts image

burgrs:

I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

churchsext:

i hate when people say wikipedia isn’t reliable because anyone can change it like are u kidding me have u ever tried to edit a wikipedia article they instantly ban u for like removing a comma

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

son: dad what’s for dinner?
dad: dinner? nope. i said 1000 RTs or no dinner. sorry
son: we haven’t eaten in days
dad: 1000 RTs or we starve 

swagmom2007:

badgrl675 is a dick

swagmom2007:

badgrl675 is a dick

guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

roryomalley:

where do you get the talent thing

rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

frostychick:

niallar:

am i the only person left on earth that hasn’t seen frozen 

a kingdom of isolation and it looks like ur the queen

a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

katara:

tropius:

codeinewarrior:

4gifs:

Black hole consumes a star

damn nasa is amazing

anyone know where this picture was taken?

i think in space 

katara:

tropius:

codeinewarrior:

4gifs:

Black hole consumes a star

damn nasa is amazing

anyone know where this picture was taken?

i think in space