elemeno-pee:

feury:

they say the best things in life are free

is food free

is internet free

guess not

THERE’S FREE WIFI AT MCDONALD’S AND YOU COULD SCAVENGE FOR FRIES LIKE A PIGEON

mitunathehelicaptor:

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

telernundo:

mom: u have to go to church

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srry mom i cant go i only follow for follow 


  • me: i have no classes with anybody i know
  • my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
  • me: no

actual photo of me in the future

actual photo of me in the future

speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

flewor:

when she texts first

flewor:

when she texts first

earthnation:

my room isn’t messy it’s grunge

sadspaghetti:

when you think you’ve screwed something up but it all turns out ok in the end

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  • person: you look dead
  • me: thanks

yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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