my room isn’t messy it’s grunge
when you think you’ve screwed something up but it all turns out ok in the end
- person: you look dead
- me: thanks
teacher: you’re 5 minutes late
"Money won’t make you happy"
Yeah, financial stability is just horrible
Q: do u have a faq?
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
i hate when people take unexpected pictures of me
my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself
i stopped caring when i was like 3
- during the school year: eats every single edible thing i can find
- during summer: idk i think i ate an almond today